Kinky is as kinky does....

She was as kinky as a cheap garden hose, if you asked us.....

via: http://www.thedieline.com/blog/2012/6/14/garden-glory-hoses.html

We like 'em big, We like 'em plumpy...

We like 'em chunky, chunky, chunky, ......plumpy, plumpy, plumpy.

Bronze hippo coffeetable by Mark Stoddart

Does this coffeetable make our hippo's ass look big?

Yes!!!!   If you asked us.....

via: http://www.markstoddart.com/hippoold.html

Even when they weren't togther.....

They were together.   And a bit creppy, if you asked us.......

via http://pillowmob.com/

Was it paranoia or was there someone there?

"I always feel that someone was watching me."  If you asked us....

It is Pointy Hat Tuesday!

Go out and make your point while you can.  If you asked us.......

Don't step on my paint-splat shoes...

Have you always wanted to appear that you just finished painting your "Hamptons Cottage Hideaway", but have never dirtied your finely manicured hands with a paint brush?  Then these are the shoes for you!  For the "reasonable" sum of $525.00 (that right, that is 500+25 $$$), you too can look like you just left an afternoon cocktail party at Jackson Pollock's art studio. 

Or if you really want to save on the buckos, just grab a few sample paints from the Martha Stewart Paint rack at your local hardware store and have your 6 year old niece have at it with her paintbrush.  Thank goodness for latex paint.  It cleans up with soap and water.  Then you can return said 6 year old niece back to her parents without them being any the wiser.   If you asked us....

via - http://www.barneys.com/Maison-Martin-Margiela-Paint-Splatter-Low-Top-Sneaker/501781757,default,pd.html?cgid=men&index=1