Don't step on my paint-splat shoes...

Have you always wanted to appear that you just finished painting your "Hamptons Cottage Hideaway", but have never dirtied your finely manicured hands with a paint brush?  Then these are the shoes for you!  For the "reasonable" sum of $525.00 (that right, that is 500+25 $$$), you too can look like you just left an afternoon cocktail party at Jackson Pollock's art studio. 

Or if you really want to save on the buckos, just grab a few sample paints from the Martha Stewart Paint rack at your local hardware store and have your 6 year old niece have at it with her paintbrush.  Thank goodness for latex paint.  It cleans up with soap and water.  Then you can return said 6 year old niece back to her parents without them being any the wiser.   If you asked us....

via - http://www.barneys.com/Maison-Martin-Margiela-Paint-Splatter-Low-Top-Sneaker/501781757,default,pd.html?cgid=men&index=1